25 Anti-Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling Your Eyes

Are you ready to hear some anti-jokes that will leave you rolling your eyes? These anti-jokes are so not funny that you might just laugh hysterically! To get started, let’s make sure that we’re all on the same page.

An anti-joke by definition is a joke that involves the teller finishing with something that is intentionally not funny or meaningless. The irony of this is typically what leads to the humor.

In other words, the joke is actually the lack of a joke. Try not to laugh because this list of anti-jokes is anything but not funny. From an anti-joke about a chicken to an Alzheimer’s anti-joke and everything in between, these are 25 Anti-Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling Your Eyes!

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What is red and smells like blue paint?


Red paint.


What is brown and sticky?


A stick.


What would George Washington do if he were alive today?


Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.


What did the lawyer say to the other lawer?


We are both lawyers.


What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?


Get in the car.

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