25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary

Who doesn’t love a good joke? And who doesn’t love Halloween? We here at List25 sure love both, so to honor a holiday that is normally full of spookiness and frights, tricks and treats, ghosts and goblins, we figured we would turn the tables a bit (and no, not like zombies turning). Why not spread some Halloween laughter (or in some cases Halloween cringe)? Here are 25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary.

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What do you call two witches living together?

witchesSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: Andrew Kuznetsov via Flickr

Broommates.

19

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

dracula-batSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay

To stop his coffin.


18

Who was the most famous French skeleton?

skeletonSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay

Napoleon Bone-apart.

17

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

vampire-biteSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: pixabay

It’s a pain in the neck.


16

Why do ghosts shiver and moan?

sheet-ghostSource: psychologytoday.com, Image: creepyhalloweenimages via Flickr

It’s drafty under that sheet.

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