25 Most Hilarious Amazon Product Reviews That’ll Have You Crying

Amazon reviews are a great way for any potential buyer to learn more about the product they’re purchasing. It’s also an avenue for past buyers to share their experience with a certain product and recommend it to others out in the world. As with everything, however, there are always going to people who push the envelope, Amazon reviews being no exception. Many people have done us all a service by testing what should be in a review with humorous results. We present 25 most hilarious Amazon product that will have you crying. They are that funny!

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"Good cups"

red cupshttps://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3A19G2J2NTMME
“I order these cups every couple of months. They are way better at holding water than my hands. I mean, with my hands I can hold maybe 4 or 5 ounces of water. And I have to wash my hands really well before I do it too (unless I’m eating Indian food, in that case I let the flavors spice up my beverages). And now matter how well I wash my hands, they also seem to leave a distinct taste in the beverage. Maybe it’s the soap I use. Either way, these cups are way more convenient. No more sitting at home on the couch, with one hand holding a tub of popcorn with a corndog in it, while the other hand holds a meager 4 ounces of soda to help wash all that down. I used to just eat most of my meals by the sink or just drink straight out of a 2 liter–but I felt it was classless.” – RN, Amazon user

"Hoping it'd be crap, her Kindle would slip out and electrocute her"

kindle protection casehttps://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/customer-reviews/REII5J393XCJW

“Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it’d be crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far, this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder.” – Ben Harrison, Amazon user


"Works Great!"


“My girlfriend and I were on the verge of breaking up because I would keep her awake at night with my constant mouse clicking. NOT ANYMORE! Consider this relationship saved. This mouse is so silent she will sometimes forget I’m even home and invite her lover over. He’s a pretty cool guy.” – LooseSeal, Amazon user


"Ice Cube Trays Change Florida Man's Life"

ice cubeshttps://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R28QO0Q6WK4VEW

“These ice cube trays have changed my life. I live in Florida, and ice is not easy to come by here. It used to be once every twenty years or so that I might by chance encounter ice in the real world. We see it on television and in movies all the time, but very rarely do we ever get to have a personal experience with ice to call our own.

That. All. Changed.

These ice trays arrived via Amazon Prime two-day shipping and they have changed my life. Now like magic all I have to do is fill them with water, place them in the freezer, wait a few hours and BOOM – REAL honest to God ice I can not only call my OWN but ENJOY!

I swear, these ice trays were forged by our  savior himself. You absolutely cannot go wrong with these. They will change your life and you need never again suffer the indignity of drinking a lukewarm beverage EVER again!” – Ryan, Amazon user


"Great Product, Poor Packaging"

Uranium orehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3JUIEGFUTUWMI

“I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty” – Patrick J. McGovern, Amazon user

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