25 Things You Should Never (Ever) Say On A First Date

We have all been on at least one tragic first date. We know firsthand how much it sucks to say the wrong things or even worse, be the one who has heard them. For that reason we made a short guide for both ladies and gents of all the things that you should never say on a first date. Just follow these 25 things you should never (ever) say on a first date.

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 “You remind me of my mom.”

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This is way too freaky to say on a first date or ever really. Please don’t ever say this because every sane woman will hate it.

19

 “My ex and I used to come to this place all the time. It was her/his favorite steakhouse.”

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It’s time to start eating sushi then.


18

“I would like to introduce you to my parents.”

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Umm, are you really that desperate?

17

 “Are your boobs real? Can I touch them?”

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You’ve probably watched too much porn during your life but unfortunately for you real life is a little different from porn. Just make sure there’s no wine, water, soda, or any kind of liquid near the table because it will end up in your face.


16

“I would never notice you in a club, to be honest.”

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Just shoot him/her. Trust me, it will hurt a lot less than this comment.

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