25 Witty But Cold Insults That Keep It Clean

If you’ve ever just really wanted to knock someone out with a verbal left hook but didn’t know how to go about it, you’re in the right place. The first rule of penning insults is to never use profanity. It actually cheapens the hit and gives your opponent a huge window of opportunity to curse you right back. Instead, resort to your wit. These are 25 witty but cold insults that keep it clean.

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You look like something that I would draw with my left hand.

wow just wowSource: gotlines.com

I refuse to have a battle of wits with somebody who is unarmed!

i has the dumbSource: thoughtcatalog


If I ever said anything to offend you, it was purely intentional.

thumbs upSource: thoughtcatalog, Image: pixabay.com

I'm not saying that I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

phoneSource: gotlines.com, Image: pixabay.com


In spite of what it did to you, don't you love nature?

natureSource: thoughtcatalog

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