If you’ve ever just really wanted to knock someone out with a verbal left hook but didn’t know how to go about it, you’re in the right place. The first rule of penning insults is to never use profanity. It actually cheapens the hit and gives your opponent a huge window of opportunity to curse you right back. Instead, resort to your wit. These are 25 witty but cold insults that keep it clean.
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I've seen someone like you before, but I had to pay admission.

You have the perfect face for radio!

You're not as bad as people say. You're a whole lot worse.

I'm not sure what your problem is, but I'd be wiling to bet that it's hard to pronounce.

It's pretty easy to figure out when you're lying. Your lips are moving.
