Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (List25)

Have you ever eaten a heart-stopping hamburger and totally regretted it afterward? I’m right there with you. Americans are really good at making hamburgers bigger, sloppier, and more delicious than ever. You lust after that salty taste, devour it without restraint, and instantly fall into a food coma. Still, of all the hamburgers I’ve tried, nothing comes even close to what is on this list. Many restaurants across America have majorly upped the ante, creating gargantuan burgers that’ll easily mess with your heart. To make it even more interesting, they create challenges to see how fast customers can eat the burgers. Look, eating a hamburger here and there probably won’t kill you, but these Heart-Stopping Hamburgers most assuredly will.


The King

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This monstrosity located at the Boston Burger Company in, you guessed it, Boston, Massachusetts, has everything a body needs to shut down one day. With a bun layered in peanut butter and a meat patty topped with bacon and fried bananas dusted with cinnamon and sugar, you’ll easy cut off five years of your life eating this thing.


The Sarge Burger

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This calorie-laden behemoth doesn’t have any frills. It’s a four-pound hamburger with a little cheese atop a one-pound bun. Do the math and you’re looking at shoving a nice big chunk of cow down your gullet.


Mount Olympus Burger

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If you think you’re as strong as Hercules, then it’s time to man up and head over to Clinton Station Diner in New Jersey. There, they have the challenge to eat the Mount Olympus burger, a fifty-pound burger complete with all the fixings, in under three hours. Good luck, mighty hero!


The 55 Challenge

five-five-challenge-3Source: https://www.hwy55.com/55-challenge

Head on over to Hwy 55 Burgers, Shakes, and Fries if you’ve ever had a hankering for heart surgery. Hamburger aficionados will bask in the glow of the 55 Challenge, a thirty-minute face stuffing extravaganza of fifty-five ounces of beef, bun, and all the trimmings. Complete the challenge, and the meal is yours for free. All subsequent health issues, of course, are not.


The Slopper

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Located in Colorado Springs at Crave Real Burgers, this messy catastrophe on a bun is a green chili smothered cheeseburger over a grilled cheese sandwich. It also includes cilantro, guacamole, sour cream and cheddar. It has every intention of oozing its juices down your fingers, embarrassing you in front of your first date.

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